I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize