Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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