marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
my liver is dry heaving
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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