i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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