that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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