happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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