It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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