perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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