She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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