i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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