Dual....:-)
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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