ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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