he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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