I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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