she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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