? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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