it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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