Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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She bit a glass in half.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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