NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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