May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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