Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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