So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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