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What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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