when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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