need another drink. this is the easiest way
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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