brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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