this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
