Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?