Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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