I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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