that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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