I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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