How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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