therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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