Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.