Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me