pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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