I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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