today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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