I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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