I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So much rum. So many feels.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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