I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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