god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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