the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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