Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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