I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
third nipple confirmed
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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