he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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