Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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