You really coming over, don't trick.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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