The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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