well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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