I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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