I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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