This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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