the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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