I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There are leaves in my underwear?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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