How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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